Coleslaw



Oh... God. Coleslaw. Where do I even begin? It's a salad-like "food" that is mostly made up from shredded cabbage, carrots, mayonnaise, sour cream, onions, and sugar. Atleast most of it's variants are like that.

Why I think it's bad
1. IS THIS EVEN  FOOD ?!?!?!

2. It doesn't even look appetizing, it looks like soggy crunchy noodles.

3. The mayonnaise doesn't really make it any better.

4. Sometimes restaurants serve coleslaw and (most likely on accident) some events at restaurants when people order something like extra fries or so, they'll get coleslaw instead, sometimes extra coleslaw! It's as bad as getting a present you didn't want.

Things that I think are good.
1. It can be used as a last resort if you're TRUELY starving and you're dying because of it.

2. Some variants are actually quite good.

Neutral.
1. You can use this "food" as a good prank on your friend (or enemy). They'll either have a good laugh, or they'll eat the coleslaw anyways, or you'll just end up getting something like a punch to the face.

2. You can also use this as a joke, more specifically the "Murphy's Law and Cole's Law" joke. It's the same as above, except getting a punch to the face is more likely. Rating: 2/10 (Very Bad). It's very nasty, boring, and is a cruel joke.